"gta 5 is a great game, totally worth it!" i tell others as they watch me make michael run around the desert in baby blue robes for 25 minutes
NO ONE EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN IT RUINED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US TUMBLR IS FILLED WITH HELP SCREAMS BECAUSE THIS GAME SUCKED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR SOULS
I ONLY BOUGHT THIS GAME FOR A GOOD FUCKING TIME
BUT THEN. UH OH. ACCIDENTALLY TREVOR. ACCIDENTALLY TREVOR VERY MUCH
EVERYTHING JUST WENT FUCKING WRONG. FEELINGS BURROWED UNDER MY SKIN AND HATCHED INTO PARASITIC HEARTBREAK. FUCK. I FUCKING HATE THIS GROSS OLD MEN IN LOVE SIMULATOR
I SHOULDVE BEEN WARNED. FUCKING DRUMS SHOULDVE BEEN COMING FROM INSIDE THE CASE LIKE FUCKING JUMANJI
And here I am writing fanfiction. Will the sickness never end?
"oh maybe I should buy this game idk" *buys the game*
*cant live without it anymore*
this is the endless circle of video game obsession.